Good news! While we’ve been hard at work on some radical SMILE Inc. updates, we’ve ALSO been secretly prepping some awesome new SMILE Inc. merchandise for your enjoyment!
We can’t reveal everything yet, but let’s just say you’ll be DYING to show off some of this SMILE Inc. swag:
We’ll have these bad boys up for sale very soon, so keep your eyes peeled on this site for more updates and announcements. And as always, SMILE MORE!
Download the latest update for SMILE Inc. and you may notice a snowy surprise… that’s right, it’s holiday time on the SMILE Inc. trap floor! Management has decided to reward your hard work by replacing the old deadly traps with FUN and FESTIVE deadly traps! Hurray!
In addition, employees will notice we’ve introduced a few new special characters. These are LIMITED TIME ONLY and will be gone once the holidays are over, so be sure to get ‘em now!
The holidays are a time for family, love, celebration, and of course, SMILE Inc! Enjoy the snowy festivities while they last. This time comes but once a year…
Heads up employees – YouTuber Logan Paul has joined the SMILE Inc. family!
While management must remind you to stay focused and disciplined during work hours, we would also encourage you to DAB ON ‘EM in celebration of our newest employee! Logan Paul brings with him years of experience in the exemplary fields of lifting, dabbing, pranking, and tank top modeling.
Because we love each and every one of our employees so very much, we’re excited to offer Logan Paul as a FREE character! We’re also temporarily waiving our ban on animals in the workplace to accommodate Logan’s feathery friend Maverick! SQUAWK!
Download the latest SMILE Inc. update for Logan Paul and Maverick, as well as some miscellaneous bug fixes for a smoother gameplay experience.
Now GET BACK TO WORK!